Out With the Old Sex Toys in With the New Sex Toys
The new year is coming, and you should be too.
As the Holidays barrel at us at the speed of a runaway train, we can't help but start thinking about the New Year. 2020 is coming, y'all, and here at Kinkly, we want end 2019 right.
Correction: We want to end off on our backs, or knees, or feet, or whatever position calls to us.
The 2010s have been lovely. Truly, think of all the neat things that have happened in the past ten years. For starters, this lovely little site of ours was created! But as this new decade comes at us, we feel the need to jump into it more than we have in the past years.
If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that sometimes you need to shake things up, especially when it comes to sex! Sex and masturbation ruts happen. Life is busy and hectic (and let's face it, it's also, generally, a bitch), so we get into comfortable routines that work and simplify things for us. But we shouldn't have to compromise when it comes to our pleasure!
And so, in order to shake up this last few weeks of 2019 and make room for 2020, we're overhauling the Kinkly Shop! We picked 18 of our best, classic toys that we've loved dearly for the past decade and put them all on sale! As the saying goes, all good things must come to an end, so when 2020 rolls around these toys will be gone from the Kinkly Shop forever.
While these toys may be well known to us, they could be completely unknown to you! They could even be just the thing you need to end 2019 off right. 2020 is coming, so you should be too.
Here are our top five picks from the sale! Aneros Eupho Syn
If you haven't tried a prostate massager yet this decade, you need to try one before 2020 is here! The Eupho Syn's slim design allows for even more targeted massages, allowing you to get that much close to the dreamy Super Orgasm! Blush Aria - Luminance
The Luminance is the perfect little vibrator to add some sizzle to the end of 2019. With five multi-speed features and five different vibrational patterns, Luminance is awesome for G-Spot stimulation and external play! Blush Avant - D1
If you don't have a Blush Novelties dildo in your chest of treasures, you need one before the decade ends. The Avant D1 is the perfect body-safe silicone dildo! With elegant curves, a broad head, and suction cup base this dildo has so many possibilities! Blush Avant - Pride P6
Similar to its delightful cousin above, this Blush Novelties butt plug is made of platinum cured silicone that is non-porous and easy to clean making it the ideal plug for backdoor adventures. Do you really want to enter 2020 without having tried anal play? Fleshlight Pink Lady Original
This Fleshlight is called the original for a reason. It's the number one selling male sex toy in the world. Honestly, what better way could you end off 2019 than with one of the most well-known and well-loved toys out there?